Catholic calamity…
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. […]
Lighter Wyn
Unnoticed changes to documents crucial to BI dispute between mall owners and insurers
The contract went through 10 iterations between July 2019 and March 2020, with the term ‘infectious and contagious diseases’ variously in or out.
Read moreA Gentle Rebuke
A Gentle Rebuke A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually […]
New kind of “ism”
This is a new take on an old joke, updated in line with what has happened in the world’s different economies. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM […]
Rugby is ‘n harde spel.
Hierdie stories is deur verskeie karakters op Facebook geplaas. Ek aanvaar geen verantwoordelikheid vir die akkuraatheid hiervan, of die antagonisme wat dit mag ontlok nie. Ek loop gister daar by Pick n Pay […]
Teacher or Educator?
Teacher or Educator? According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick […]
Dave Barry on his colonoscopy experience
We publish our annual placing of the award-winning column by Dave Barry on his colonoscopy experience We also test your brightness before you hit the weekend. Try this quiz: How bright are you […]
Marketing is not about the obvious…
In response to last week’s warning against the C-Nile virus, Elize wrote: “Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” Knocking on […]
The Nile Virus Strikes Again
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were […]
The student who obtained 0% for an exam – how he did it
Question 1 In which battle did Napoleon die? *His last battle Question 2 Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? *At the bottom of the page Question 3 River Ravi flows in which […]
Meanwhile back at the Bell Tower
Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual check up. “I think something is wrong with your back,” the doctor says. “What makes you say that?” Quasimodo asks. “I don’t know,” the doctor […]
Something Meaty!
Quips on the meat scandal have been doing the rounds at a rate of knots. Here are some I received this morning, which may contain one or two new ones for you, provided […]
Sy bloed is blou
Klein Wimpie is ‘n getroue Blou Bul ondersteuner en dis weer ‘n wedstryd tussen die Bulle en die Stormers. Hy gaan Loftus toe en neem sy plek in op die mees gesogte en […]
Shampoo warning
We publish a health warning which also contains an effective alternative remedy.
Irish Alzheimer's
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest almost fell over when he saw him. Murphy’d never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him […]
Some handy barbed responses
As the old saying goes: “Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience every time.” The following responses will at least help you […]
