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Something Meaty!

Quips on the meat scandal have been doing the rounds at a rate of knots. Here are some I received this morning, which may contain one or two new ones for you, provided I can get this newsletter out pronto.

I don’t understand people. For years they’ve been saying “I’m so hungry I can eat a horse”. Now everyone’s complaining!

This whole horse meat thing is getting out of hand….I just heard that buffalo wings contain chicken!!

My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets for the Durban July.

With all the meat related revelations of the past week, I’m waiting in anticipation to hear the truth about Monkey Gland sauce

And I am also wonderıng what about Black cat peanut butter.

Not to mention Mrs. Balls Chutney.

Food labels will no longer use “kilojoule content” to describe the energy value, it will now be referred to as “horse power”

To all the ladies waiting for their knight in shining armour, get on with your life, the horse was eaten a long time ago.

Horse meat found in burgers! What are the odds on that?

I had to go to hospital after eating a horse burger last night, but I’m in a stable condition now…… They gave me the trots though.

Burger company investigates reported traces of zebra on their barcodes.

Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony she’s always wanted!

Burger King are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

Horsemeat has flavour though, makes a great spaghetti bolo-neighs.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says ‘why the long face?’ Cow says ‘Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!’

I hear the smaller version of these burgers make great horse d’oeuvres.

To beef, or not to beef? That is the equestrian.

Ter afsluiting: Julle mense moet nou ophou donkie- en perdevleis eet. Na die 81c verhoging in die prys van brandstof gaan ons die goed moet ry!

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