My New Boyfriends

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Boyfriend1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Boyfriend2

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I go to see John.

 

Boyfriend3

 

 

 

 

 

Boyfriend4

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.

 

Boyfriend5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After such a busy day, I’m really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.

What a life!

Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer;
or whatever his name is. I forget !

 

Boyfriend6

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and I’m thinking of calling Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan or Johnny Walker to come over and keep me company.