‘n Amerikaanse toeris doen “whitewater rafting” op die Oranjerivier met Gatiep as sy toergids.
Die Amerikaner vra vir Gatiep:“Do you know psychology, methodology, biology or geology?
Gatiep antwoord: “Nei my Bru, never heard those big words.”
Amerikaner:“You sure don’t know a lot my friend?”
Skielik kry die boot ‘n lekkasie en begin sink.
Gatiep:”Do you know swimonology and escapology away from crocodology?”
Amerikaner: “What the hell do you mean?
”Gatiep: “Well, today you going to see joumasegatology just before you vesuiptology.”
