No doubt there are some jokes one cannot share on this special day. As part of our educational drive, I will publish some stories to show what is not acceptable.
Marital Bliss
My wife was screaming at me: “Leave!! Get out of this house!” she ordered.
As I was walking out the door she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!”
So I turned around and replied “So now you want me to stay?”
Emergency
The husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room:
“Please come fast! I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel!”
Manager: “Sir that’s a personal matter.”
Husband: “Idiot, the window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter!”
