Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
The hidden flaw never remains hidden for ever.
Gambling is a sure way of getting nothing for something.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a clever person to know how to lie well.
People are more violently opposed to fur than they are to leather because it’s safer to attack rich women than motorcycle gangs.
If at first you don’t succeed… you’re running about average.
A lone amateur built the Ark; a large group of professionals built the Titanic.
If you are going to go to all the trouble of lying, there’s no point in being half-hearted about it.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.