Points to ponder

● Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

● I am in shape. Round is a shape.

● Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

● Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

● Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

● Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

● An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

● In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

● I am a nutritional overachiever.

● I am having an out of money experience.

● A day without sunshine is like night.

● If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

● It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

● The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

● I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

● Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

● Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

● You don’t stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old because you stopped laughing.


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