I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read ‘I miss South Africa’.
So I broke the window and took the radio and left a note that read, ‘I hope this helps.
Breaking the log jam
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says: “Jan , are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while”.
Jan says: “I’m fine, mummy… I just haven’t done it yet. ”
Mother says: “OK, you can stay here a few more minutes.”
But, Jan , why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Jan says: “it works on the tomato sauce bottle!”