Lady: Do you drink?
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs.
Lady: How much per 6 pack?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800. Correct?
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000. Correct?
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Man: So where’s your @%*&^% Ferrari then?