A customer asks… “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?”
The clerk asks…”Are you Irish?”
The guy, clearly offended says… “Yes I am, but let me ask you something.
“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”
The clerk says…”No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says…”Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage… “why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”
The clerk replied…”Because you’re in Builders Warehouse”.
And just a final clincher which I came across when looking for a quote for the edition:
My karma ran over your dogma. Anon (as could be expected).
