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Are ye Irish?

A customer asks… “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?”

The clerk asks…”Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended says… “Yes I am, but let me ask you something.

“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The clerk says…”No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says…”Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage… “why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The clerk replied…”Because you’re in Builders Warehouse”.

And just a final clincher which I came across when looking for a quote for the edition:

My karma ran over your dogma. Anon (as could be expected).

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