The Higgs Boson is “not a particle of faith.”

A Higgs boson walks into a church. “We don’t allow Higgs bosons in here!” shouts the priest. “But without me, how can you have mass?” asks the particle

The Higgs boson walks into a bar. Bartender says, “What’s the matter?” “Exactly.”

A British comedian took a Higgsian dig at financier Diamond, who quit the helm of Barclays. “Scientists find the famed ‘Bob Particle’- a phenomenon that makes money faster than speed of light.”