Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.

The pro asked, “Did you have a good game today?”

The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.”

The second old timer, “I had the most riders ever, five.”

The third, “I had seven riders, the same as last time.”

And the last said, “I beat my old record. I had 12 riders.”

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had overheard the
conversation, went to the pro and asked, “I’ve been playing golf a long
time and I thought I knew all the terminology, but what the heck is a

The pro responded, “A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in
the cart and ride to it!”

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