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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. |
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My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. |
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I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. |
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Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. |
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Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. |
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If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? |
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It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. |
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Some days, you’re the top dog; some days you’re the hydrant. |
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I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them. |
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The world only beats a path to your door when you’re in the bathroom. |
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When I’m finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. |
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It’s not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere. |
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These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m “here after”. |
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Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. |
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Have I placed this joke before? |
