Morning Ma’am, the name is Sam
Reporting for the Rep’s exam
I must admit I’m in a jam
I cannot prove just who I am.
I am nearly forty three
And as blond as one can be
So please stop asking me
For my licence or ID.
Now this is not an Act
Like going through a FAIS
It’s FICA and a fact
My mind was in a haze.
But maybe you can see,
From my cell phone gallery,
And photo number three,
That the third from left is me.
Piet Human, Fourways.
