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A bit about Golf

 I recently completed work on my latest book on golf and am quite proud of the results. In order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 40+ years of experience.

Highlights include:

Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

The book also includes the latest GOLF TERMS
•  A Paris Hilton – an expensive hole
•  A Diego Maradona – a very nasty 5 footer
•  A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read
•  A Rock Hudson – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
•  A Cuban – needs one more revolution
•  An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
•  An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker
•  A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand
•  A Kate Winslett – a bit flat but otherwise perfect
•  A Kate Moss – bit thin
•  A Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional
•  An O.J. Simpson – got away with it
•  A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
•  A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver
•  A circus tent – a BIG top
•  A sister-in-law – up there but I know that I shouldn’t be

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